CPR

Today I got certified in CPR. Its really tiring to do CPR. I never really imagined that it was, but we only had to do it for 2 minutes at a time and it wore me out. I was shocked. Not much else is new really. I just wanted to try to see if I could keep this thing going.

The girl who was our CPR instructor had the biggest, shiniest belt that I had ever seen. It was shocking. I just kept staring at it everytime she started talking. It was like the mole in the third Austin Powers movie. I couldn't look away. And I thought that it was just me, but talking to people in the car on the way home, they had noticed it too. She said at one point that she used to be in the rodeo, so I guess that explains it, but we really don't know what she was thinking.

Tomorrow we work in the office in Lawrence. I look forward to seeing it. I'm not planning on moving to Lawrence to work there, but I'd like to see it just so I know what I'm talking about when I say I work for the Lawrence office. I suppose that is all.

Stephen Colbert didn't make the Democratic ticket in South Carolina. That's sad. Ah well. So it goes. (I'm reading Slaughterhouse Five)